THE PACKING BALLET

OR

Maybe just Half the Closet Dear?!?

“Quit whining, I’m REALLY traveling Light…as you mandated - {mumble-grumble - 'Crazy Little Italian Man.’}”

“Say What Dear?”

“Nothing, and why can’t I have MY Blow dryer?”

[You knew there would be dialogue about blow dryers ]

“I will repeat Dear…NO ROOM.  The Travel blower is just fine.”

Mumble-Grumble

Yup, the Ballet is in full swing, she Really has been frugal this time around but HE is still sizing it up as to if it will all fit.

[You know he’ll make it fit…
Happy Wife-Happy Life – except for blow dryers]

After last night’s multiple debacles with DELTA, Viking and Whatevah, he has been on the DELTA, U.S. State Department, The TSA, and Homeland Security websites, along with the Paris Metro info site, the SAIP [French Alert System to Inform Populations – they broadcast Security Alerts] and a Partridge in a Pear… wait, that’s different song. 

So far so good…

Fingers crossed, chanting a Tibetan Good Fortune Mantra… Oooooommmmmmm

With the Ballet just about finished, a quick Brunch, Shower, last minute recheck of passports, Euros, the right Credit/debit cards that don’t charge foreign exchange fees, sets him down to pen this quickie.

It’s 4PM EST and we now await Greg and Cristina to take us to FLL so there may still be room for Drama. Otherwise the next note will come from “Somewhere Out There” detailing getting There from Here.

Ooppppssss... there comes a Text from Fly Delta which he just accidentally deleted.  

OK... now the race for the Airport to find what all that was about.

Stay tuned... The may be DRAMA YET! 

  

Ciao Pour L’instant,

Uncle Chuck & The In a Hurry to Get On With It

Dragon Lady